Ok guys, if your headed over to Europe in order to get yourself some action I'd like to give you a few critical hints at how to help your train enter the tunnel ASAP.
1. Speak her language. European girls get crazy for a man who makes even the smallest attempt at speaking her language. Just learn two or three words and your golden.
2. Pay for things. Nothing makes a Euro girl hotter then a wad of cash held by a man ready to spend it on her. take taxi's everywhere, chose your restaurant by highest price (Obviously opposed to lowest), give ridiculously huge tips to everyone, and buy her expensive gifts.
3. Make fun of her past boyfriends. You have to show your girl that your the boss and that her past boyfriends were scum in your eyes. Take every chance possible to let them know that you detest the fact that they were spoiled by another man.
4. Be a big boss. Don't take any crap from anyone! Be aggressive, arrogant and push other people around.
5. let her think she'll get a passport out of the deal. Half the time these sweeties are only sitting with you because they know you have a passport from a rich amazing country. Let them think there is some chance that they will be able to marry you and get one also and You won't be sorry. FYI NEVER EVER EVER marry one of these girls, Euro girls are good in Europe but get them on your turf and you'll have serious issues.
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