Do you really want a girl who burps and farts??

Did you ever have the feeling that the world was far too masculine or that all the true women had disappeared? Your not alone! In recent surveys conducted by the University of Aberville it was reviled that up to 78% of American men wanted more feminine companions. Although the basis for feminism is something extremely logical and needed in society the antics of the fundamental feminist role-models has left us with little but farting, burping, beer drinking women who know how to make a man feel as if he was with his best college buddy and not with a romantic mysterious passion filled lover.
The good news is this, as a western man in Europe you have options and so long as your willing to learn how to be a gentleman (something we've been denied of being able to be) you can have what ever you want. You can have a million lovers or You can have a stunning wife in the snap of a finger!
The first step in the process is to decide what is right for you. Many people think that its good to have a farting, burping, loud mouth girlfriend and if thats what your into then stay home. But if you want a real woman who has class, intelligence and won't finish off your 6 pack before you return home from work then I suggest you look abroad for different options. Now I am not trying to preach how women should carry themselves or what men should value in a woman, my only goal here is to let guys who are not satisfied know that they have options. I'd love to see comments below so I know where the guys stand, let me know if your happy with your western girls? Do you really want a girl who burps and farts??